i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
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