A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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