Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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