they need to just BURY HIM!
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Randomize
