drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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