jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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