I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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