I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
the liver wants what the liver wants
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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