quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I want her autograph on my taint
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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