The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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