Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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