i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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