she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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