no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
if i died would you start the facebook group?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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