she looked like the before picture.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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