So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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