can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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