I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
it was like eating out sand paper
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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