About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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