Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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