so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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