I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Randomize
