And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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