Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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