She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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