if you like me you must not know who I am
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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