New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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