I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Randomize