That's intense
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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