that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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