Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
