you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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