he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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