Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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