she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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