I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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