Please, let me fuck your mom
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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