Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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