i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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