im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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