Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize
