Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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