I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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