Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
you win again, gameday.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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