Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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