Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
You were trust falling into bushes
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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