Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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