I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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