But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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