Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
