Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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