are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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