I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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