Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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