just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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